Posts Tagged ‘shopping’

Barbie bantering

 

I grew up on Barbie.

Well, actually, I grew up on Strawberry Shortcake.  (And not the new-wave Strawberry Shortcake that has long legs and hair down past her butt.  I’m talkin’ the old school one that had a big ole’ head and chubby little cheeks.  You know – the one that looked the way a small child actually looks?)  But, Barbie played a close second.  I had tons of clothes for her – most of them that were passed down to me from my sister.  (Read: hideous browns and mustard and orange dresses.)  I kept all of the Barbie and Strawberry stuff in a little sky blue suit case.  I loved that case ~ opening it was like stepping into a whole other world.  And it smelled like fake strawberries that if you inhaled for too long would cause neuralogical problems.

Ahhhh. Memories.

(Explains a lot, doesn’t it?)

As you might guess, I was of the school of thought that Barbies were okay for my daughters.  While they had tons of them (thanks to presents and hand-me-downs) they never got truly into them.  Sure, there was a few month stretch for both of them when they showed interest.  And now they might break them out if a friend shows interest, but other than that, they sit in a container gathering dust.  (And thank God for that, because in that short time they were actually always played with, I stepped on hooker heels so many times that I was beginning to lose feeling in my toes.)

But today I got a chance to revisit the world of Barbie.  As I was scouring that isle for a requested birthday gift, I couldn’t help but notice some of the Barbies for sale…

 

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Slutty teacher Barbie?

 

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Rock star Barbie, or…..

 

You know your kid is totally going to lose the microphone to this one in less than a week.  At which point, when it doesn’t have the “amp” or the mike, and she’s still wearing that outfit and holding that bar…I’m thinking she’s going to look a bit more like a stripper than a singer.  Just an observation.

They aren’t all bad though, I admit.  I saw a pilot Barbie, and a non-slutty teacher Barbie.  Plus this one:

 

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Paleontologist Barbie!!!

 

This I can totally get behind.  She isn’t wearing hooker shoes.  She isn’t wearing booty shorts.  Heck, she is even has a wide-brimmed hat!  That’s a damned good prepared-for-the-situation Barbie, right there!  Even the Smithsonian backs her new job!

And, Hey!  Check that out!  She’s a scientist!  Holy crap!  My kids can be smart when they grow up!!!  Who knew!?

Okay, Barbie, because of that, I’m going to let you slide … for now.

You’re still not shaped anything like a real woman.  You still obviously skew a bit “party girl” and less “smarty pants.”   And why you insist on wearing outfits that barely cover your butt, I’ll never understand.

But, you are trying.  You are giving girls a little bit more than just Stewardess and Nurse.  You don’t wear a thong.  And you still encourage imagination and play.

So, Barbie, play on playa.  You do your thing.

But know this: take one step out of line and I will not hesitate to give you a crew cut and feed your arms to the dog.  Oh yeah, I went there.

3-day Quilt Raffle

 

 

**Update to the post below:  The winners were picked 10/14.  Alverna and Paula will give 2 of these lovely quilts a great home.  Thank you so much to all of you for your interest and support.  And thanks again, Mom, for donating your beautifully crafted masterpieces!**

 

I am so excited to announce a little something that I cooked up with my Mama!!  Well, she did most of the cookin’, but I’m happy to do the announcing!

 

 

(My sister is on the left and my Mom on the right.  And as you can tell, they support my 3-day efforts 100%!  This is them cheering on walkers day 2 of the 2010 DC 3-day.  Love them!)

Other than willing to standing on the corner looking like a feather head, she does so many wonderful things….one of which is making beautiful quilts for various charities.  And she has offered me some of her creations to raffle off for my fundraising efforts!

Check these babies out:

 

 

Some of the edges weren’t finished when we photographed them, but I’m sure you get the idea of how cute they are.  (Update: Mom said she already sold the teal quilt that is above all the way to the right.  Also, the turtle and cowboy quilt are baby sized, and the remaining quilts are known as “lap” size.   And all of them are adorable!)

 

 

I seriously love them and am considering stealing some for my own…but (sighhhhh) I guess I will leave them for you all instead.  But if you win, you must promise to give them a good home!

 

Here is the deal:

*  Donate $5 to my 3-day fundraising account and you will be entered into the raffle.  Every extra $5 you donate is another entry.

*  In the “Personal note to participant” section make sure you mention the quilts, otherwise I’ll think you want nothing in return. ;)

*  If you win, you will get to pick one of these 5 lovely quilts to call your own!  (And I promise they will be all finished up and lovely too.  Mom wouldn’t stand for putting an unfinished product in the mail…trust me!)

*  There will be TWO winners!

 

And remember, if I raise just $240 more, then I will be posting pictures of me with pink hair, along side Riley’s pink hair, and Sara’s (the total pink hater) bit of pink hair too!

So go buy now and get me to my goal!

Thank you!!

Last Minute Mommy Shops: Agloves

Welcome to the very first official post in the “Last Minute Mommy Shops” category! I’ve decided to occasionally share products that I find particularly useful. Dont’ worry, I’m not turning into a review-based site…this is just going to be occasional, and for things I think will eithe save you time, sanity, or  make life better. I promise to be completely upfront and honest with you about these items – no smokescreen. If there is a flaw, I’ll let you know. (That way when I say I love it, you’ll know I really mean it.) Here we go!

First up, and just in time for last-minute Christmas shopping . . .

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I need you to picture me, last winter, with my brand new Droid. I was in love, wanting to play with it all the time. But it was really annoying to have to slip off my gloves when ever I needed to do even the simplest of things – like, say, pick up a telephone call. Half the time I’d miss the call because it took so long to fish out my cell then take the glove off. And the other half of the time I’d just freeze my little fingers to death and not mess with the gloves at all. (Because, really, the Droid is much more important that frost bite, right?) So I suffered through the winter, a horribly annoyed.

Luckily, I didn’t have to suffer this fate once more, as I’ve found the solution! Agloves are gloves that allow you to to keep your hands warm while using your touch screen devices – with the gloves still on! This is made possible by tiny strands of silver woven into glove itself. (Get it? “Ag” is the scientific element for silver? Yep, my Chemistry class pays off. Finally….)

Agloves at work

Back to the gloves: they rock. No really, they do. I first tried them on in warmer 60 degree weather, and used them all day. I was facebooking. And texting. And checking email. And doing everything else that my hands normally do on the Droid. And it worked perfectly.

Then, this past week, it got ridiculously cold around here. (This is what I was waiting for…a normal winter to give you an accurate review.) And they still were quite good, workeing fabulously in this 30 degree weather. (I was still a twittering fool.)

Now, they are knitted gloves, so they eventually do take on that soft-wooly look. But that didn’t bother me. Also, they aren’t meant to use while doing outdoor sports – just like other knitted gloves. However, they will keep your hands warmer than a normal knit glove because the silver is heat conductive. When they first arrived at my house, I had those suckers on for less than 10 minutes before I started to notice my hands were much warmer than what I was expecting. And if you have a really cold winter, you could double up and wear two pairs and it will still be just as conductive.

They come in multiple sizes, are machine washable, and won’t scratch your screen. I think you’ll find that they make your life a bit easier, or at the very least, maybe you found a present for that really hard to get person on your list.

Now, ready to try them? Each of the following will get you an entry to win a pair:

  • Comment below to tell me which device you’ll use them on (phone, camera, game system, eReader, etc.)
  • “Like” Last Minute Mommy on facebook, and comment saying you did so.
  • Tweet about the contest, and link up below!
Disclosure: This review was made possible by Mom Spark Media. Although I received a pair of gloves to review free of charge, all thoughts and opinions are honest and my own.

Update – we have a winner!  Congratulations to Mel, A Dramatic Mommy!